Love

Can I say I love you today ? If not,can I ask you again tomorrow? and the day after that ?
Beacuse I'll be loving you every single day of my life.

Joke

Soldier:-"Sir, we r surrounded by enemies from all sides".
Major:-"Excellent! We can attack in amy Direction!"
So always B positive....!!

Thought

Do you know y cars's front glass is large & d rear view mirror is small ?
Bcz future is more imprtnt than past,Look ahead wid bigger view & move on.

Thought

Relations are precious,dont take them for granted.Because its sad but true.. the worst pain in life is when someone You KNOW turns into someone YOU KHEW...

Funny

The 2 dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bomb
1)A girl's smile &
2) her tears which can make the boys 2 do anyhting. Beware...!!!

Shayari

Udas na hona agr apse fir mulakat na ho.khafa na hona agr bat na ho.khuda kare zindgi khusio se saji rhe apki, bas pukar lena agar koi sath na ho.

Funny

Frnd k sath kro ya strangr k sath


room me kro ya garden me


din me kro ya rat me

bed me kro ya sofe pe



PADHAI to krni hi hogi Paper jo hai.

Joke

Beta: aapki luv marriage hui thi na?
Baap:ha par tumko kaise pata?
Beta: aapki shaadi or meri birth date me sirf 6 months ka farq hai..

Funny

Poem...
Luv ur luv in such a way,dat she finds no bette place dan ur heart 2 stay,

But if she still manages 2 get away,
Sorry dude its time 2 turn GAY..
:-)

Funny

Rajnikant's new film's CLIMAX...
10 Runs to win in 1 Ball!
Rajini the batsman hits the ball.The ball splits into 2 halves.1half goes for 6 & the other goes for 4!