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why do girls look beautiful?
Is it real or due to dress ?


All false.

Girls look beautiful because,


Boys have good imaginations!!!!

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3 tips to break a mirror:

1. pathar mar kar tod do

2. utha ke neechay phainko

3. sheeshe ke saamne khade ho jaoI

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Police ko body mili hai

Kalle daant hai

Ghosle jaise baal hai

Shakal pagalo wali hai

Pair ulte hai

Mujhe tumhari fikr ho rahi hai-

Zara miss call to do.

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Your girlfrn is:
Smart
Intelligent
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic

In short she is your
S.I.S.T.E.R.

Insilting

Antar manta jadu jantar Chhhhoooo, kuch mahsus hua ?
Nahi na ?
Jadugar ne bhi yahi kaha tha ki ye mantar sirf insano pe asar karta hai.

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Jab aapka janam hua, Badal fata,Adbhut roshni hui,God khud sab ke samne prakat hue aur bole-
Galti ho gai.ADJUST kar lena

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Wo shirt badi niarali thi, Jo tumne apne dost ki shaadi me nikali thi.
Tum par miti wo ladki jo puri barat me sabse kaali thi.

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Pata hai jab tum ghar se nikaltay ho 2 Ladkiyan tumhe Hasrat se dekhti hain, aahein bharti hain aur sochti hi Kash Hamara B Aisa "BHAI" hota.

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Arz kiya hai- aapka dogi aapse oobh gaya..,,jaake gande naale me doob gaya , doobte hue bola- ab itna zulm nahi sahenge..
ek ghar me do-do nahi rahenge.

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As Years GO,

Umay lose ur hair,
Teeth & Eye Sight, nut u'll not loose smartness, talent, brightness & intelligence...
Bcoz...

U can lose only what U have..!!!

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Agar Basanti ki Mausi Thakur ko Rakhi bandhe 2 Basanti aur Thakur ka kya rishta hua?
Kuch b nahi Apna kaam karo Thakur k haath he nahi they..

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Nigahein nigaho se mila kar 2 dekho, dil ki har baat bata kar 2 dekho, sab kareeb aayenge tumhare, ek hafta lagatar naha kar 2 dekho.

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Vo thanda-thanda paani, Vo shampoo ki mehak, Vo kushbu wala sabun, Vo mulayam tauliya, Vo saaf dhule kapde... khair tum chhodo... tum kya jaano roz nahane ka maza... ;)