Love

Can I say I love you today ? If not,can I ask you again tomorrow? and the day after that ?
Beacuse I'll be loving you every single day of my life.

Joke

Soldier:-"Sir, we r surrounded by enemies from all sides".
Major:-"Excellent! We can attack in amy Direction!"
So always B positive....!!

Thought

Do you know y cars's front glass is large & d rear view mirror is small ?
Bcz future is more imprtnt than past,Look ahead wid bigger view & move on.

Thought

Relations are precious,dont take them for granted.Because its sad but true.. the worst pain in life is when someone You KNOW turns into someone YOU KHEW...

Funny

The 2 dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bomb
1)A girl's smile &
2) her tears which can make the boys 2 do anyhting. Beware...!!!

Shayari

Udas na hona agr apse fir mulakat na ho.khafa na hona agr bat na ho.khuda kare zindgi khusio se saji rhe apki, bas pukar lena agar koi sath na ho.

Funny

Frnd k sath kro ya strangr k sath


room me kro ya garden me


din me kro ya rat me

bed me kro ya sofe pe



PADHAI to krni hi hogi Paper jo hai.

Joke

Beta: aapki luv marriage hui thi na?
Baap:ha par tumko kaise pata?
Beta: aapki shaadi or meri birth date me sirf 6 months ka farq hai..

Funny

Poem...
Luv ur luv in such a way,dat she finds no bette place dan ur heart 2 stay,

But if she still manages 2 get away,
Sorry dude its time 2 turn GAY..
:-)

Funny

Rajnikant's new film's CLIMAX...
10 Runs to win in 1 Ball!
Rajini the batsman hits the ball.The ball splits into 2 halves.1half goes for 6 & the other goes for 4!

Joke

Husband asks wife-
SHADI se pehle tumhara koi boyfrnd tha ?
After a long silence of wife
Husband-teri is khamoshi ko mein kya samjhu?
Wife- ginne 2 de....

Joke

Pati-Kal raat me maine 1 sapna dekha.
Patni-Kya ?
Pati-Tumhe koi utha le zaraha he.
Patni-Fir tumne kya kiya ?
Pati-Uski madat ki tumhe uthane me...

Funny

Galib ne apni GF ko date par bulaya, wo late ho gau
Girl: I am late
Aalib: Falak pe sitaro ko nend aa rahi hai,2sri ka time ho gaya tu ab aa rahi hai..!!

Funny

Pappu har station utarkar usse agle station ki ticket kharid raha tha

Akhir Kyun ?

Qki doctor ne usse lamba safar karne k liye manqa kia tha

Santa-Banta

Santa-Ye Computer aapke worload ko 50% kam kar dega
Banta-Thik hai 2 Computer pack kar do.

Santa-Banta

Santa @ petrol pump-Bhai, 10 rs ka ptrl dal de
Attendant-Itne ptrl me kaha jana hai ?
Santa-jana kahan,hume yun hi paise udane ka shauk hai.

Shayari

Sab Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye,
Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa ho gaye,
Ek Message 2 Kar De Dost,
WarnaDuniya Wale Samjhenge
Hum Dono Juda Ho Gaye..

Joke

Wife: Oye ji, sunte ho, utho utho,raat k 2 baje hai..
Husband:kyu uthaya mujhe..
Wife: Aap nind ki goli lena 2 bhul hi gaye!

Shayari

Love ko life me must hona chahiye
Studnt ko luv me intrst hona chahiye
Ashiq ishq me perfect hona chahiye
Ye b college me subject hona chahiye

Joke

Pappu Samose K andar ka masala kha raha tha
Dipu-Ye tu masala kyun kha raha he
Pappu-Doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khane ko mana kiya he

Joke

Baap-Pados ki Ladki ko dekho wo Exam me 1st Aai Hai
Beta-Usiko dekha tha tabhi 2 fail ho gaya

New Year

May dis New Year bring many opportunities ur way 2 xplore evry joy of life & may ur resolutions 4 da days ahead stay firm, turning all ur dreams into reality.

New Year

Twinkle -2 yaran di car,Khadke glass in d bar,Punjabi bhangra te chicken fry,tuhanu New Year di lakh lakh vadhai
"Happy New Year"

New Year

Receive my simple gift of luv wrapped with Sicerity tied wid Care & Sealed wid Blessings 2 Keep u Happy & Safe all d life long.
Happy New Year

Funny

Parents 2 Watchman:Is this college gud ?
Watchman: Ya , I had completed my MBA here & got placement Immediately...!!!

Funny

The LAW say-
"if u cant convince them,better confuse them....!!"

Do u knw which law it is ????
?
?
?
This is LAW of
ANSWERING in an Engg. EXAMINATION....:-)

Funny

We had many otions for dieing
POISON
HANGING BY NECK
Jumping from building
Comin under a TAIN
But we
choose, EDUCATION!
Tadap Tadap k Marenge!

Though

View a negative Experience in your life
Like how u look at a Photo Negative
A single Negative can create an unlimited Number of Positive Prints.

Funny

Alibaba aur 40 chor the,ab

Alibaba aur 30 chor ho gaye.

guess d reason?

Recession boss! 10 chor ko nikal diya..Cost cutting :-)

Insulting

Police ko body mili hai

Kalle daant hai

Ghosle jaise baal hai

Shakal pagalo wali hai

Pair ulte hai

Mujhe tumhari fikr ho rahi hai-

Zara miss call to do.

Santa-Banta

Santa was thingking...
Wife:-Kya soch rahe ho..
Santa:-Ye STAR PLUS walon ko pata kaise chalta hai..
Wife:-kya?
Santa:-Aap dekh rahe hai Star PLUS..

Santa-Banta

Cop:Whr r u going?
Santa:sharab ke side effect pe lecture sunney..
cop:itni raat ko kaun lecture deag?
Santa:meri biwi aur saas.

Insulting

Your girlfrn is:
Smart
Intelligent
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic

In short she is your
S.I.S.T.E.R.

Thought

I walk 2wards d large gate,peep in 2 d empty class missng d screams of joy, a single tear scapes my eye n fall coz I know itz over:
SCHOOL LIFE never comes back...!!!

Funny

U know y didi God crete Einstein before creting me...?
Ans: God wanted 2 create a sample piece b4 creating a
Masterpiece !

Funny

Ek cinema me "Titanic"
Lagi hui thi.

Romantic Scene Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya, Mom , Dad

Dekho Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.

Joke

Ek Sardar Ko Puri Raat Machharo Ne Bahut Pareshan Kiya Uski Khopdi Sarki, Sardar Ne Zeher Piya Aur Bola...."Ab Kaato Saalo, Sab Maroge".

Lohri

Mungfali di khushbu te gurh di mithaas,makki di roti te sarso da saag, dil di khushi te aapneya da pyar,mubark hobe tone LOHRI ka tyohar...

Lohri

Nayi LOHRI aye banke ujala,Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tala,Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Uparwala.Chand bhi kare aap par hi ujala.HAPPY LOHIRI

Funny

The ultimate line told by every parent 2 dear child"beta dil laga k padai karo" ab unhe kaun samjhaye Dil lagane k bad padhai hoti hai kya...

Joke

Bhakt swami se: Swamiji mera Puja me mann nahi lagta,kya karu ??
Swami: Uss Puja ko mere paas bhejo, shayad mera mann lag jaaye...

Santa-Banta

Interviewer: to bataiye PANI ke bina insan kasie marega ?
Santa: PANI nai hoga to insan tairega kaise ? Aur tairega nahi to doob jayega.

Insilting

Antar manta jadu jantar Chhhhoooo, kuch mahsus hua ?
Nahi na ?
Jadugar ne bhi yahi kaha tha ki ye mantar sirf insano pe asar karta hai.

Shayari

Agar kabhi hum mar jaye to hume jala dena,magar pehle hamara dil nikal lena,hume fikar nahi dil jalane ki,hume to fikar hai usme rehne wale ki.

Makar Sankranti

Tyohar Nahi Hota Apna Paraya,
Tyohar Hai Wahi Jise Sabne Manaya,
To Mila K Gud Me Til,
Patang Sang Ud Jane Do Dil.
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI

Insulting

Jab aapka janam hua, Badal fata,Adbhut roshni hui,God khud sab ke samne prakat hue aur bole-
Galti ho gai.ADJUST kar lena

Funny

Ek ladka ladki ko dekh k kahta hai-
"Lafj tere,geet mere, Gajal koi sunau kya ?"

Ladki-
"Hath mere gaal
tere, kaan k niche bajaun kya ? "

Dosti

Wonderful Combinations in this World..
Heart & beats.Night & Moon. Music & Songs.Roses & Love.Fish & Water.My message & ur COSTLY smile!

New Year

To all my frns n Relatives who snt me Luv,Prsprity & Best Wishes for 2008.It didn't wrk.

Plz send CASH for 2009.Happy new year... in advance so u can send it on time.

Funny

PAANI se COCACOLA banane ka formula:- 1 bottle pani lo use fridge me rakho, 1 ghante baad nikalo.ani thanda milega Aur THANDA MATLAB COCACOLA

Funny

Warriors, wakeup!
Its time 4 d battle.
Refill ur pens,
clean d dust on ur txt buks. C ur syllabus & plan ur zones,
prrepare wel
War has begun...

New Year

New Year brings jus Happiness not Tear,Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish
Its 4 u my Spl NEW YEAR's wish.

New Year

Wishing you 12 mnths of happiness 52 weeks of fun 365 days laughter 8760 hrs of joy and 31536000 sec of success
Happy New Year