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Pappu museum main gaya
Or waha 1 purani murti ko tod diya

Police:tumne 5000 saal purani murti tod di.
Pappu-thank god,mujhe laga ki nayi thi

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Techr:Tum late kyu aye ho ?
Sdnt:Mummy Papa lad rhe the
Techr:Wo lad rhe they to tum kiu late aae?
Sdnt:Mera 1 juta mumy k paas aur dusra papa k pas tha

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Pappu:Lalaji ,Dettol Soap hai?
Lala:Haan hai
Pappu:To apne gande haath dho kar 250 gm moong ki daal de do.

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Teacher:1 aur 1 2 hote hain & 2 aur 2 4 hote he, to 7 aur 7 kitne honge.
Student:sir, asaan wale ap ne hal kr liye & mushkil wala mere lye chor diya

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Soldier:-"Sir, we r surrounded by enemies from all sides".
Major:-"Excellent! We can attack in amy Direction!"
So always B positive....!!

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Beta: aapki luv marriage hui thi na?
Baap:ha par tumko kaise pata?
Beta: aapki shaadi or meri birth date me sirf 6 months ka farq hai..

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Husband asks wife-
SHADI se pehle tumhara koi boyfrnd tha ?
After a long silence of wife
Husband-teri is khamoshi ko mein kya samjhu?
Wife- ginne 2 de....

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Pati-Kal raat me maine 1 sapna dekha.
Patni-Kya ?
Pati-Tumhe koi utha le zaraha he.
Patni-Fir tumne kya kiya ?
Pati-Uski madat ki tumhe uthane me...

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Wife: Oye ji, sunte ho, utho utho,raat k 2 baje hai..
Husband:kyu uthaya mujhe..
Wife: Aap nind ki goli lena 2 bhul hi gaye!

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Pappu Samose K andar ka masala kha raha tha
Dipu-Ye tu masala kyun kha raha he
Pappu-Doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khane ko mana kiya he

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Baap-Pados ki Ladki ko dekho wo Exam me 1st Aai Hai
Beta-Usiko dekha tha tabhi 2 fail ho gaya

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Ek Sardar Ko Puri Raat Machharo Ne Bahut Pareshan Kiya Uski Khopdi Sarki, Sardar Ne Zeher Piya Aur Bola...."Ab Kaato Saalo, Sab Maroge".

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Bhakt swami se: Swamiji mera Puja me mann nahi lagta,kya karu ??
Swami: Uss Puja ko mere paas bhejo, shayad mera mann lag jaaye...

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Dost:- Tumhari to RAM-SITA ki jodi lagti hai;
Man:- Bilkul Galat hai, Na 2 koi meri biwi utha k le jata hai, Na ye Dharti me samati hai!

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3 best jokes of college life

1) Dont disturb
I hav 2 study

2)No class
lets go to library
& d biggest one
3)Sir, i hav a doubt....!!

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Dad- Exam kaisa hua ?
Son- Q no 1 chuut gaya, Q 3 ata nahi tha, Q 4 karna bhool gaya, Q 5 nazar nahi aaya.
Dad(Gusse Me)- Aur Q no 2 ?
Son- Bas wahi galat hua.

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Nokrani: malkin udas kyun ho ?
Malkin: mujhe lagta hai unka office me kisi se chakkar chalta hai!
Nokrani: nahi wo mjhe dhokha nhi de sakte.

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Pappu: 10 rupaye ka Recharge kiye to kitna milta hai ?
Shopkeeper: 7 rpe Talktime milta hai.
Pappu: Thik hai baki 3 rps ki Chocolate de do.

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A person askd luv kab hota hai ?
A lover said- Jab time kharab ho, aap par shani Bhaari ho, Bhagwan ka aapke maje lene ka mann ho Tab luv hota hai.

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Boy and girl of class 2 askd teacher: can kids or our age have kids ?
Teacher replies NO Never
Boy says 2 girl: see I told you dont worry.