tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38449188457159616842024-03-13T01:33:35.730-07:00smsThe error message "Inbox Full" in my Cell Phone made me to write this blog. I have tries to write each and every SmS which I received from my fiends.Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.comBlogger163125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-2458129089300316662009-03-11T18:29:00.004-07:002009-03-11T18:30:08.574-07:00Funny8Semesters<br />80GB syllabus<br />80MB we study<br />80KB we remember<br />80Bytes we ans.<br />BINARY marks we get,<br />dis is know as B.Tech(Brain is Technically Empty)Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-75752085008137024132009-03-11T18:29:00.003-07:002009-03-11T18:29:48.296-07:00Insultingwhy do girls look beautiful?<br />Is it real or due to dress ?<br /><br /><br />All false.<br /><br />Girls look beautiful because,<br /><br /><br />Boys have good imaginations!!!!Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-43697993135812319222009-03-11T18:29:00.001-07:002009-03-11T18:29:27.055-07:00JokePappu museum main gaya<br />Or waha 1 purani murti ko tod diya<br /><br />Police:tumne 5000 saal purani murti tod di.<br />Pappu-thank god,mujhe laga ki nayi thiVikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-46579850075255900512009-03-11T18:28:00.004-07:002009-03-11T18:29:05.646-07:00ShayariBIHAR KI GALI ME PAAN KI DUKAN,<br />DEVDAS NE DEKHI PARO KI MUSKAN,<br />DEVDAS NE KHILAYA PARO KO PAAN,<br />KHAKE PAAN BOLI<br /> "SHUKRIYA BHAI JAAN"Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-78019257200779884392009-03-11T18:28:00.003-07:002009-03-11T18:28:43.693-07:00Santa-BantaSanta: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai.<br />Banta:Par tumhare paas to koi car nahi hai.<br />Santa:Abey gadhe,<br />BMW ka matlab<br />"Bahut Moti Wife"Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-61141531853948491932009-03-11T18:28:00.001-07:002009-03-11T18:28:22.179-07:00Santa-BantaBanta:Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rhe ho?<br />Santa:Suicide karne ke liye<br />Banta:To fir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai ?<br />Santa:Kahin infection na ho jaaye....Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-27168740652390225292009-03-11T18:27:00.002-07:002009-03-11T18:28:04.239-07:00Santa-BantaSanta ne Machis ki 1 tilli jalai<br />NAI JALI<br />2 Jalai NAI JALI<br />3 Jalai wo jal gai to santa ne jaldi se bujha di or bola ye kam ki hai isko rakhta hu..Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-89533464843570729442009-03-11T18:27:00.001-07:002009-03-11T18:27:42.853-07:00FunnyWho let you get on the horse,you child of witch?<br />Samajh nahi aaya?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Tainu ghodi kinney chadaya bhootni k<br /><br />Ka english version haiVikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-73585816180788572812009-03-11T18:26:00.004-07:002009-03-11T18:27:17.082-07:00FunnyPJ of d day:<br />Wat do u cal a butiful woman in West Indies ?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"TOURIST" :-)Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-66278945847719037132009-03-11T18:26:00.003-07:002009-03-11T18:26:55.813-07:00Santa-BantaBanta:Praji jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalyeen thi.<br />Santa: Kamal hai! Sab ka nishana kayse chook gaya ?Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-71612014231657826672009-03-11T18:26:00.001-07:002009-03-11T18:26:34.572-07:00Santa-BantaSanta-v need a bridge in our village.<br />Ministr-how,there is no river in ur village?<br />Santa-oh thn,we need a river too!Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-86057543800260426192009-03-11T18:25:00.004-07:002009-03-11T18:26:13.592-07:00ShayariBin aapke na jee payenge hum<br />Aapki parchyi banke jindgi bitayenge hum<br />Door jane ki humse sohchna b mat<br />Aapke itna sochne se mar jayenge hum.Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-37862571374739197872009-03-11T18:25:00.003-07:002009-03-11T18:25:52.093-07:00JokeTechr:Tum late kyu aye ho ?<br />Sdnt:Mummy Papa lad rhe the<br />Techr:Wo lad rhe they to tum kiu late aae?<br />Sdnt:Mera 1 juta mumy k paas aur dusra papa k pas thaVikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-52008191782527686682009-03-11T18:25:00.001-07:002009-03-11T18:25:33.178-07:00Thought"Even a small dot can stop a big sentence.<br />But.. few more dots can give continuity"<br />Amazing but True..<br />Every Ending can be a new beginingVikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-42301448901741032892009-03-11T18:24:00.003-07:002009-03-11T18:24:57.807-07:00JokePappu:Lalaji ,Dettol Soap hai?<br />Lala:Haan hai<br />Pappu:To apne gande haath dho kar 250 gm moong ki daal de do.Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-72882425688760547782009-03-11T18:24:00.001-07:002009-03-11T18:24:32.627-07:00Funny2 bachchon ki maa teesri baar shadi kar rhi thi<br /><br />Shadi k waqt chota bachcha rone laga<br /><br />Maa bloi:chup ho ja, warna agli bar sath nahi laungi.Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-67818126160265640382009-03-11T18:23:00.002-07:002009-03-11T18:24:02.141-07:00FunnyBarsat ki raat<br />1 bhigi ladki<br /><br />bhiga badan<br /><br />bhige hont<br /><br />bhigi julfe<br /><br />usse nazre mile<br />milte he dil ne kaha<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />kal ye 100% bimar hogiVikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-70361304442786473822009-03-11T18:23:00.001-07:002009-03-11T18:23:27.881-07:00JokeTeacher:1 aur 1 2 hote hain & 2 aur 2 4 hote he, to 7 aur 7 kitne honge.<br />Student:sir, asaan wale ap ne hal kr liye & mushkil wala mere lye chor diyaVikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-83706425716071153802009-03-11T18:22:00.000-07:002009-03-11T18:23:01.528-07:00Santa-BantaTeacher to students:-To write an essay on a cricket match.<br />All were busy writing excet Santa.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN NO MATCH"Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-62931260889806588792009-03-11T18:21:00.000-07:002009-03-11T18:22:34.709-07:00Insulting3 tips to break a mirror:<br /><br />1. pathar mar kar tod do<br /><br />2. utha ke neechay phainko<br /><br />3. sheeshe ke saamne khade ho jaoIVikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-23343326905044453002009-03-11T18:20:00.002-07:002009-03-11T18:21:11.863-07:00Santa-BantaBanta:Name the 3 Fastest Means Of Communication.<br />Santa:Telephone,Telivision & Tell-a-woman.Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-50955399744640063332009-03-11T18:20:00.001-07:002009-03-11T18:20:41.249-07:00LoveEach day i like u more than yesterday & less than 2morrow. I want u as a lovable person with me for every 2morrows.B with me forever m friend.Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-62238311768190227982009-03-11T18:19:00.002-07:002009-03-11T18:20:15.546-07:00DostiWn u fall n need a hand cl me<br />Wn u r hurt n nd a shoulder cl me!<br />1 day wn u call i dnt ans come fast may b i need u..Vikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-40780709985024343832009-03-11T18:19:00.001-07:002009-03-11T18:19:21.884-07:00HoliGulal ka rang<br />gulab ki maarsuraj ki kinre,khushiyon ki bahaar,chand ki chandni aur apno ka pyar,mubarak ho aapko advance me HOLI ka tyohar.<br />HAPPY HOLI TO YOUVikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3844918845715961684.post-61849671957727398902009-03-11T18:18:00.000-07:002009-03-11T18:19:00.502-07:00HoliPuranmashi ka chand,<br />Rango ki doli,<br />Chand se uski chandni boli,<br />Khushiyo se bhre sabki jholi,<br />Mubarak ho apko bhi<br />HAPPY..N..COLORFUL HOLIVikas Bajpaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04476762927859132336noreply@blogger.com0