Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Funny

8Semesters
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80Bytes we ans.
BINARY marks we get,
dis is know as B.Tech(Brain is Technically Empty)

Insulting

why do girls look beautiful?
Is it real or due to dress ?


All false.

Girls look beautiful because,


Boys have good imaginations!!!!

Joke

Pappu museum main gaya
Or waha 1 purani murti ko tod diya

Police:tumne 5000 saal purani murti tod di.
Pappu-thank god,mujhe laga ki nayi thi

Shayari

BIHAR KI GALI ME PAAN KI DUKAN,
DEVDAS NE DEKHI PARO KI MUSKAN,
DEVDAS NE KHILAYA PARO KO PAAN,
KHAKE PAAN BOLI
"SHUKRIYA BHAI JAAN"

Santa-Banta

Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai.
Banta:Par tumhare paas to koi car nahi hai.
Santa:Abey gadhe,
BMW ka matlab
"Bahut Moti Wife"

Santa-Banta

Banta:Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rhe ho?
Santa:Suicide karne ke liye
Banta:To fir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai ?
Santa:Kahin infection na ho jaaye....

Santa-Banta

Santa ne Machis ki 1 tilli jalai
NAI JALI
2 Jalai NAI JALI
3 Jalai wo jal gai to santa ne jaldi se bujha di or bola ye kam ki hai isko rakhta hu..

Funny

Who let you get on the horse,you child of witch?
Samajh nahi aaya?






Tainu ghodi kinney chadaya bhootni k

Ka english version hai

Funny

PJ of d day:
Wat do u cal a butiful woman in West Indies ?







"TOURIST" :-)

Santa-Banta

Banta:Praji jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalyeen thi.
Santa: Kamal hai! Sab ka nishana kayse chook gaya ?

Santa-Banta

Santa-v need a bridge in our village.
Ministr-how,there is no river in ur village?
Santa-oh thn,we need a river too!

Shayari

Bin aapke na jee payenge hum
Aapki parchyi banke jindgi bitayenge hum
Door jane ki humse sohchna b mat
Aapke itna sochne se mar jayenge hum.

Joke

Techr:Tum late kyu aye ho ?
Sdnt:Mummy Papa lad rhe the
Techr:Wo lad rhe they to tum kiu late aae?
Sdnt:Mera 1 juta mumy k paas aur dusra papa k pas tha

Thought

"Even a small dot can stop a big sentence.
But.. few more dots can give continuity"
Amazing but True..
Every Ending can be a new begining

Joke

Pappu:Lalaji ,Dettol Soap hai?
Lala:Haan hai
Pappu:To apne gande haath dho kar 250 gm moong ki daal de do.

Funny

2 bachchon ki maa teesri baar shadi kar rhi thi

Shadi k waqt chota bachcha rone laga

Maa bloi:chup ho ja, warna agli bar sath nahi laungi.

Funny

Barsat ki raat
1 bhigi ladki

bhiga badan

bhige hont

bhigi julfe

usse nazre mile
milte he dil ne kaha
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kal ye 100% bimar hogi

Joke

Teacher:1 aur 1 2 hote hain & 2 aur 2 4 hote he, to 7 aur 7 kitne honge.
Student:sir, asaan wale ap ne hal kr liye & mushkil wala mere lye chor diya

Santa-Banta

Teacher to students:-To write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing excet Santa.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN NO MATCH"

Insulting

3 tips to break a mirror:

1. pathar mar kar tod do

2. utha ke neechay phainko

3. sheeshe ke saamne khade ho jaoI

Santa-Banta

Banta:Name the 3 Fastest Means Of Communication.
Santa:Telephone,Telivision & Tell-a-woman.

Love

Each day i like u more than yesterday & less than 2morrow. I want u as a lovable person with me for every 2morrows.B with me forever m friend.

Dosti

Wn u fall n need a hand cl me
Wn u r hurt n nd a shoulder cl me!
1 day wn u call i dnt ans come fast may b i need u..

Holi

Gulal ka rang
gulab ki maarsuraj ki kinre,khushiyon ki bahaar,chand ki chandni aur apno ka pyar,mubarak ho aapko advance me HOLI ka tyohar.
HAPPY HOLI TO YOU

Holi

Puranmashi ka chand,
Rango ki doli,
Chand se uski chandni boli,
Khushiyo se bhre sabki jholi,
Mubarak ho apko bhi
HAPPY..N..COLORFUL HOLI

Holi

Prakriti k sabhi rang
aap par barse........
Sabhi log aap k sath holi khelne ko tarse........
Aap k upar rang chade itna ki aap rang utarne ko tarse.
HAPPY HOLI

Holi

Tazi hawa me foolo ki mahek ho,
Pahli kiran me chidiyo ki chahek ho,
Jab b kholo Aap apni palke,
Un palko me bus khushiyo ki jhalak ho
Wish u a vry happy holi

Holi

Duniya sari kare thitholi,
Aaj hum b khele holi..
Chehra rang de gulal se,
Chunri ran de lal se,
Hare rang se rang de choli,
Aaja hum b khele holi.
HOLI HAI...

Holi

On dis holi, may god color d canvs or ur life wid beautiful colors of happiness, & glitter of prosperity on it.Wish u a vry happy holi....

Holi

Acolorful msg , 2 a colorful person 4 a colorgul day,in a colorful way , as a pray ,dat d colorful ray ,may forever stay!
"WISH U VERY HAPPY HOLI"

Holi

GULAL KA RANG
GUBBARON KI MAR
SURAJ KI KIRNE
KHUSHIYON KI BAHAR
CHAND KI CHANDINI
APNO KA PYAR
MUBARAK HO "RANGON KA TYOHAR"