Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Funny

8Semesters
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80Bytes we ans.
BINARY marks we get,
dis is know as B.Tech(Brain is Technically Empty)

Insulting

why do girls look beautiful?
Is it real or due to dress ?


All false.

Girls look beautiful because,


Boys have good imaginations!!!!

Joke

Pappu museum main gaya
Or waha 1 purani murti ko tod diya

Police:tumne 5000 saal purani murti tod di.
Pappu-thank god,mujhe laga ki nayi thi

Shayari

BIHAR KI GALI ME PAAN KI DUKAN,
DEVDAS NE DEKHI PARO KI MUSKAN,
DEVDAS NE KHILAYA PARO KO PAAN,
KHAKE PAAN BOLI
"SHUKRIYA BHAI JAAN"

Santa-Banta

Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai.
Banta:Par tumhare paas to koi car nahi hai.
Santa:Abey gadhe,
BMW ka matlab
"Bahut Moti Wife"

Santa-Banta

Banta:Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rhe ho?
Santa:Suicide karne ke liye
Banta:To fir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai ?
Santa:Kahin infection na ho jaaye....

Santa-Banta

Santa ne Machis ki 1 tilli jalai
NAI JALI
2 Jalai NAI JALI
3 Jalai wo jal gai to santa ne jaldi se bujha di or bola ye kam ki hai isko rakhta hu..

Funny

Who let you get on the horse,you child of witch?
Samajh nahi aaya?






Tainu ghodi kinney chadaya bhootni k

Ka english version hai

Funny

PJ of d day:
Wat do u cal a butiful woman in West Indies ?







"TOURIST" :-)

Santa-Banta

Banta:Praji jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalyeen thi.
Santa: Kamal hai! Sab ka nishana kayse chook gaya ?