Funny

Life Me Hamesha Haste Raho Muskurate Raho, Gaate Raho Gungunate Raho, Kuhsh Raho Taki Log Samjhe Ki Tum "UNMARRIED HO"

Insulting

Wo shirt badi niarali thi, Jo tumne apne dost ki shaadi me nikali thi.
Tum par miti wo ladki jo puri barat me sabse kaali thi.

Shayari

Tammanao Ke Dil Me Fiza Hoti Hai
Hasrat Labon Pe Aye To Dua Hoti Hai
Chalo Usay Dil He Dil Me Chahein
Suna Hai Dil Ki Dil Se Rah Hoti Hai

Funny

A sleeping lion is strngr than a barking dog, So a sleeping student is better than a barking teacher...
"BACK BENCHERS ASSOCIATION PVT LTD"

Love

If u had 2 pick some 1 from whom u luv n 1 who lus u, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some 1, but cant teach anyone 2 luv u back.

Funny

Khargosh k 12th me 75% aye aur kachue k 60% Phir b kche ka admission college mein ho gaya.Q? Spots quota! Bachpan me race jeeti thi na..

Insulting

American: Our dog finds BOMBS..
Japanese: Our fish play FOOTBAL.
Indian: Yeh 2 kuch hbi nahi. hamare yaha 2 Gadhe bhi msg padh lete hain.

Shayari

Sajde dil ke tarane bahut hain, zindigi jeene ke bahane bahut hain, aap sada muskurate rehna, aapki muskurahat k deeewane bahut hain.

Shayari

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge
Kya hua ji hamari girlfriend nahi hum aapki galfrnd ke sahare ji leneg.

Shayari

Ek din hamare aansoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz-roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyun chale aate ho.

Joke

Dost:- Tumhari to RAM-SITA ki jodi lagti hai;
Man:- Bilkul Galat hai, Na 2 koi meri biwi utha k le jata hai, Na ye Dharti me samati hai!

Insulting

Pata hai jab tum ghar se nikaltay ho 2 Ladkiyan tumhe Hasrat se dekhti hain, aahein bharti hain aur sochti hi Kash Hamara B Aisa "BHAI" hota.

Funny

Har ladka kisi ladki ki jindgi me pahla ladka hona chahta hai or har ladki, ladke ki jindgi me akhri hona chahti hai, aisa kyun hai ?

Thought

When it is hard for you to hide ur tears..
Then never mind..
Start chopping ab onion..
let d heart cry..
u just smile n blame d onion...

Funny

Rs 9 cr per week is wasted by Indians by SMS, ehich cud b used 2 feed 6 lakh hungry ppl in pakistan. So lets keep those bastards hungry & keep messaging..

Joke

3 best jokes of college life

1) Dont disturb
I hav 2 study

2)No class
lets go to library
& d biggest one
3)Sir, i hav a doubt....!!

Funny

World agar bina GIRLS k ho jaye to kya hoga


Galiyan sunsan

College viran

Duniya pareshan

Tanha insaan

Na jaanu

Na jaan

Har taraf

"JAI HANUMAN

Dosti

Whn a person can find sorrow behind ur smile, words behind ur silence, luv behind ur anger, u can believe he/she is ur "BEST BUDDY".

Thought

V grow old, filled wid regrets 4 things not done
4 words not said
4 luv not shown
Lifes too short buddy...!!
Do war makes U happy...!!
Always keep smiling....

Funny

1 admi chupke se Nark se Swarg me ghusa , Frishto ne pakad kr khub mara Mar khane k baad wo uth, kpde jhade or bola Tumhari inhi hrkato k karan koi SWARG me nahi aata.

Thought

Two golden phrases of friendship "Dont believe the doubted one: & "Dont doubt the believed one"
That retains freindship for a longer time.

Christmas

Joy resounds in d hearts of those who believe in d miracle os Christmas!
Wishing u all d peace,joy and love of d season!
Happy Christmas

Funny

Bachelor life:

Mon ko dosti,
Tues ko pyar,
Wed ko shaadi,
Thus ko barbadi,
Fri ko fighting,
Sat ko talaq,
Sun ko rest,

Mon ko phir talash

Love

Trajedi of moon: So simple bt so attractive, so enlighten'g bt so cool, so mov'g bt so still, so quiet bt so popular So romantic BUT ALWAYS SINGLE......

Joke

Dad- Exam kaisa hua ?
Son- Q no 1 chuut gaya, Q 3 ata nahi tha, Q 4 karna bhool gaya, Q 5 nazar nahi aaya.
Dad(Gusse Me)- Aur Q no 2 ?
Son- Bas wahi galat hua.

Joke

Nokrani: malkin udas kyun ho ?
Malkin: mujhe lagta hai unka office me kisi se chakkar chalta hai!
Nokrani: nahi wo mjhe dhokha nhi de sakte.

Joke

Pappu: 10 rupaye ka Recharge kiye to kitna milta hai ?
Shopkeeper: 7 rpe Talktime milta hai.
Pappu: Thik hai baki 3 rps ki Chocolate de do.

Santa-Banta

Santa:- Aaj maine pani ko ullu banaya.
Banta:- kaise ?
Santa:- Maine nahane k liye pani garam kiya or thande pni se naha liya.....

Joke

A person askd luv kab hota hai ?
A lover said- Jab time kharab ho, aap par shani Bhaari ho, Bhagwan ka aapke maje lene ka mann ho Tab luv hota hai.